化学家绝不是古板的“科学怪人”,他(她)们很多魅力超群。美国最大婚恋网站eHarmony总结了与化学家约会的十五条原因,每条都说明,化学家不愧为约会的最佳对象……之一。
1. The puns. You'll have fantastic “chemistry.” Chemists have all the “solutions” and great “figures”.
顾名思义,和化学家约会,你会邂逅奇妙的“化学反应”!化学家有各种妙招(solutions),且极为有型(figures)。
2. Chemists have brains. This organ cannot be overrated.
化学家既然称之为“家”,那智商自然是高的不用说了。聪明的伴侣,绝对会让你幸福指数飙升!
3. Chemists are great with kids and at parties, thanks to the wonders of dry ice and easy at-home demonstrations.
他(她)善于逗孩子玩,活跃Party气氛,营造舞台效果。随手搞个反应来变个魔术,或者弄点干冰来冒冒烟什么的,还不跟玩似的?
4. Your date will be someone who wants to keep discovering and improving. Aspiring to measurable progress is inspiring.
他(她)极有上进心,总想着不断进取。想想看,你们总能发现彼此身上新的优点,爱情的保鲜期永无尽头。
5. Chemists care about the details.
他(她)关注细节,会把你、你爸、你妈、你的小狗小猫、你的花花草草还有你们将来的小宝宝……照顾的无微不至。
6. Chemists are perpetually fascinated by how things work. You'll start looking at ordinary things from a new perspective.
他(她)总是对一件事情有持续的好奇心,你以后也会慢慢学会从新的角度看待普通事物,或者你们一起“携手慢慢变老”。
7. Chemists don't give up easily. They're willing to commit to a lot of experimentation and try multiple methods in order to satisfactorily solve a problem.
他(她)从不言弃,为了满意地解决一个问题,会尝试各种方法、做大量实验。那么,无论是将来你们生活中的、还是感情上的问题,他(她)也会为了让你“满意”而上下求索。
8. Chemists are patient. A lot of their work is time-consuming and repetitive.
他(她)有耐心,化学家的工作大多非常费时而且重复性强,都练出来了一副好脾气。做所有家务?辅导孩子所有功课?陪你爸妈聊天打牌逛街?那都不是事!
9. Chemists don't let germs interfere with their results. No need to worry about poor hygiene here.
他(她)干净利索爱整洁! 化学家绝不会让任何杂质或脏东西影响其实验结果,你们之间的“化学反应”也会永无杂质。而且,你永远不必担心臭袜子的味道。
10. Chemists focus well and have impressive attention spans. Away from the lab, you'll be given his/her full attention, too.
实践证明做实验时走神是最快的作死之道,没有之一,所以他(她)专情、注意力集中。你也会是他(她)百分之百的关注中心,当然,前提是他(她)不在实验室。
11. Lab coats are pretty spiffy.
他(她)穿实验服的样子,也是酷酷哒(萌萌哒)!
12. Chemists are practical thinkers. If you're asked out by a chemist, he/she probably really wants to date you - and has already put a lot of thought into it.
他(她)务实。如果一个化学家开始追你,就说明他已经充分考虑了你们两人之间“化学反应”的条件、催化剂、甚至产物及副产物,所以你可以对他(她)的诚意百分之百放心。
13. Chemists love learning — and sharing that enthusiasm for knowledge. You'll have your own personal tour guide at the science center.
他(她)善于学习,乐于分享。很可能他(她)会带你参观他(她)那安保规模堪比美国大片的最先进实验室,并做你的私人导游,偶尔叫上三两狐朋狗友显摆一下,感觉是不是也不错?
14. Your date can probably help you figure out why your cake recipe keeps falling flat. (The kitchen is really the lab of the home.)
从“红烧肉炖几分钟”到“蛋糕配方如何微调”,这些个厨艺问题,你的那个他(她)会表示毫无压力。厨房不就是家里的实验室嘛,你就坐等美食上桌,做个幸福的吃货吧。
15. Chemists like structure and stability. This includes healthy, committed relationships.
不稳定的产物对化学家是灾难,所以他(她)从骨子里喜欢有序和稳定性!对于你们两人的关系而言,还有比这更重要的吗?
所以,男神女神们,别犹豫了,大胆与化学家们约会吧!
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